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Fun Gothic-ky Recipes from around the ‘net

Since I tend to lean towards a darker aesthetic…not just in my cooking but in most areas of my life…I thought it would be interesting to collect various gothic/alternative/funky recipes from around the ‘net.  Keep in mind we’re using the word ‘gothic’ fairly liberally for this post.  *wink*

So, here we go…I will add to this list as I find more in my travels.  Feel free to comment and leave me links to check out!

Zombie Cookies

Found at http://www.staceyjay.com/zombie-fun/

Licorice Ice Cream

Found at http://www.ice-cream-recipes.com/ice_cream_recipe_licorice_toffee.htm

Thorax Cake

Found at http://www.doitmyself.org/2003/10/thorax-cake.html (Thanks to Soozling for the link!)

This cake is the most AWESOME, most disturbing cake I have ever seen!  I LOVE it!

Thorax Cake


Found at http://webspinstress.com/halloween/2009/10/26/creepy-treats-eyeballs/

I’ve tried to avoid simply listing typical Halloween recipes…as those are fairly easy to come by…but a collection of eyeball recipes?  I couldn’t resist!

Gothic Cabbage Rolls

Oh yeah! I put the GOTH in Cabbage Rol-...You know what I mean!

Taken from Edible Noir: A recipe from this very blog that became inadvertently gothic! 😀

What do you do with one rogue chicken breast?

A whole post about cooking a chicken breast?  Yep.

I’m still figuring out the basics and when I have a piece of food in front of me, with no attached instructions of any kind, I still feel quite lost.  What to do? Where to start?

I would love to know what you do with a random piece of chicken?  What the fastest way you know to prepare it?  (Without a bbq I should ask, since I don’t have one.)

The other night, I arrived home fairly late from work so I wasn’t really in the mood to cook a huge, involved dinner.  What I *did* have on hand was a can of green beans and a skinless, boneless chicken breast.  Sounds simple enough but as I was tired, not inspired, I stood staring at this piece of chicken without a clue what I should do with it.

I hopped online and googled something along the lines of ‘chicken breast boneless skinless recipe’.  It brought up some awesome preparation suggestions but all were still much too involved for me.  I didn’t want to have to bread it or stuff it or do much to it beyond slap it on a grill and watch it cook.

I called one of my cooking friends.  Yep, I have a mental list of Cooking Friends.  These are the people I can call when I have random questions.  The friends who are cool with receiving frantic phone calls such as:

“Hmmm…what did you do now? And why do you sound so far away?”
“My dough is waaaay too sticky!  It’s so sticky I’m calling you with my feet!” *sob*

***This is simply a hypothetical situation and in no way represents an actual phone call that has taken place!***

I have many friends who I can contact when I have questions.  Cooking Friends vs Baking Friends…which is then broken down further to Sauce Friends, Beet Friends, Bread Friends, Granola Friends, and so on.  Of course, many friends fit into more than one category. 🙂

This particular day I reviewed my Meat/Marinade friends list and made the call.  His suggestion?  Salt and pepper and a hot frying pan.
That’s it.  So simple!  And the key?  To keep in the moisture.  He warned me to not lift the lid over and over.

Once I had the basic idea in mind, I of course had to dress it up.  A contradiction, I know. Was I not tired?  I think what happened was that he gave me a base to start with and build on…so I did.

I mixed up salt, pepper, a slight amount of garlic powder and a wee bit of an all-purpose spice mix that I had on hand and used it as a rub.  Heated my pan and once it was hot, began frying the chicken.

First things first, I had the pan too hot.  Luckily, I didn’t burn the chicken.  Came close…but saved it just in time.  Due to the high heat, I was worried about drying it out so I began adding water, just a bit each time I removed the lid and flipped the chicken or checked the temperature.

One day, I hope to be able to tell when my meat is done by feel.  I have friends who can tell by sticking the meat with a fork and feeling the resistance.  I’m not there yet.  Instead, I stick my meat over and over again with my trusty digital meat thermometer.  Handy and accurate, but in this case, not conducive at keeping in the moisture.  So, more water each time…just enough to almost cover the bottom of the pan and create a bit of steam.

I don’t remember how long it cooked…probably upwards of 15 minutes on med heat…it was a thick piece of chicken to start with but in the end, success!  It was moist, it was yummy, it was easy!

And the side dish? ‘Nuked green beans.  You can’t get much simpler than that!

Rogue Chicken Breast - Yum!

Oatcakes and Nova Scotia Flashbacks

I spent some of my most memorable moments in Halifax, NS in the late 90s.  I lived there for two years and I loved every minute of it.

There are some foods that will forever be connected to Halifax in my mind and oatcakes are one of those foods.  My favourite cafe, The Mokka, served oatcakes half-dipped in chocolate.  They were incredible.  Moist.  Delicious.  I spent many hours sitting there writing or drawing, with a cup of coffee, or six! (gotta love free refills), and an oatcake.

In ten years, I haven’t had any oatcake that was comparable to those.  Until recently, I never considered making my own either.  That was a mistake!  Not too long ago, I was on the internet looking at recipes and something I saw made me think back on those oatcakes I used to purchase in NS. So I did a search and found a recipe for “Nova Scotian Oatcakes”.  When I mentioned it to my mother, she dug up my grandmothers recipe and shared it with me.  Since my grandmother was from Nova Scotia, we were pretty certain that her recipe would represent true N.S. goodness.  It was almost identical to the one I’d found online so I decided to try it.

No regrets. At all.

They were easy to make.  Moist.  Delicious.  Just as I remember them!  The recipe didn’t mention chocolate, so I took it upon myself to temper some milk chocolate and dip them.


Click here for the recipe or scroll to the bottom of the post.

Two things about the collection of ingredients that I need to mention.
1) There’s no cinnamon in the above picture because I decided  to add it last-minute.  It  added a nice flavour to the oatcake so I definitely recommend it.
2) You may notice that the ‘cup’ of brown sugar is slightly lacking in the picture.  This is because my sugar was ROCK hard and I had a hell of a time trying to soften it quickly.  I microwaved it in bowl along with a bowl of water, assuming the steam would soften the sugar rocks.  It did, but it took so long and eventually the water exploded, splashing the remaining sugar and melting it into a puddle.  So, the above ‘cup’ of sugar is all I could save from that disaster.

Reader Query: How do you go about softening brown sugar?  If you have to do it quickly rather than overnight, what ways have you found to be most successful?  At this point, I’m afraid I may just give in and throw out my bag o’ sugar-rock next time.  It was quite frustrating!

So, the recipe was really quite simple.  Mixed all the dry ingredients together….

Dry Ingredients

Followed by the addition of the shortening.

I keep meaning to buy a pastry blender for jobs such as this.  I’ve been told by many people that I can effectively ‘cut in’ shortening or butter with two knives but I find that awkward and I always end up falling back on … my own two hands!  A pastry blender would be quite helpful…although I have to admit that most of the time, I like getting my hands dirty, as it were.  This recipe was no exception.  (I wonder if shortening is good for the skin? My hands were quite soft afterwards!)

Batter after cutting in the shortening

Once the dough became crumbly (see picture above) I finally added the 1/4 cup of hot water.  I use my hands to mix it up and I have to say that initially I thought I had done something wrong.  Upon adding the water, the batter was insanely sticky and gooey.  I stood there for a few moments reviewing the recipe in my head, looking for errors, and in that time, I believe it was the oats that sucked up a lot of the added water.

So, my advice…add the water, mix and left the batter for two or three minutes.  It will become tacky and manageable all on its own.

At that point, it was ready to roll, literally.  I floured my counter top slightly and dumped out the ball of batter, covering it with a piece of wax paper to allow for easy rolling.

I cut my oatcakes into squares simply because that’s how they were served in Halifax, but of course you could shape them any way you please.  I did find the dough slightly sticky so the cut cakes had to be carefully manoeuvred off the counter top and onto the cookie sheet.

The final touch?  A light brushing with milk and a *slight* sprinkle of sugar:

Into the oven they went and 12 minutes later, I had lovely golden oatcakes!!

Since the oatcakes I used to eat were always half dipped in chocolate, I decided to go ahead and attempt to recreate them exactly.  As I allowed the cakes to cool in the fridge, I prepared a homemade double broiler since I didn’t have an actual one to use.  I filled the pot about half way with water, low enough that the foil/bowl wouldn’t be directly touching it, and wrapped the foil tightly around the pot opening, allowing no steam to escape.

Once the water was hot, I placed about 3/4 cup of milk chocolate chips in the bowl and stirred them until melted.  Technically, I stirred them until they were just over halfway melted, and then removed the bowl and continued stirring, which allowed the captured heat to melt the remainder without burning the chocolate.  Periodically, I would return the bowl to the broiler to absorb a bit more heat but I wouldn’t leave it there.

I had also read that milk chocolate needed to be heated to 86 degrees Fahrenheit so initially I kept track of the temperature as well.  Chocolate heats quite fast, at least it seemed to!

Dipping the oatcakes

I placed the dipped oatcakes on wax paper in the fridge.  An hour later, they were set….and absolutely delicious!


  • 2 cups rolled oats
  • 1 cup all-purpose flour
  • 1 cup brown sugar
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 3/4 cup shortening
  • 1/4 tsp baking soda
  • 1/2 tsp cinnamon
  • 1/4 cup hot water

Optional: These oatcakes are awesome dipped in chocolate!  I used approx 3/4-1 cup of melted milk chocolate chips (see above)

  1. Preheat oven to 375F.
  2. Mix dry ingredients together then cut in shortening until mixture is crumbly.
  3.  Add in hot water and stir until mixture sticks together.
  4. Turn out onto floured surface and press mixture together.
  5. Roll out to approximately 1/2 inch thick. Cut into squares or circles.
  6. Place on parchment lined cookie sheet.
  7. Brush with milk and sprinkle with white sugar.
  8. Bake in oven for 10-12 minutes, until golden around the edges.

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